Easter jokes can be a very elegant but sometimes brutal holiday. I mean, have you ever seen an Easter egg hunt? There must be an EMS vehicle parked nearby. Perhaps after Sally brought Tommy down in an overzealous fight to get an orange plastic Easter egg, she can comfort him with some of those jokes and puns that are clean and kid-friendly. And chocolate, of course.

100+ Funny Easter Jokes

Funny Easter Jokes

  • Why is the letter A like a flower?
    after a bee
  • What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
    Napoleon Bunny part!
  • What kind of movie is about waterfowl?
  • What do ducks have to eat?
    Soup and Quacks
  • What is pink, has five fingers, and is worn by the Easter bunny?
    The foot of his lucky town
  • What is the capital of the Easter bunny’s favorite state?
    Albunny, New York
  • What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
    An egg plan
  • Why was the father’s easter egg so strict?
    was boiled
  • Why can’t the Easter egg family watch TV?
    Because your cable was scrambled
  • What is a naughty egg called?
    A handy egg yolk
  • Who is there?
    Hans who?
    Hans of my Easter sweets!
  • Who is there?
    Tommy who?
    Tommy suffers from eating too many jelly beans.
  • What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
    the oyster rabbit
  • Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    Because it’s easier than covering them with wallpaper
  • Who is there?
    Donut who?
    Donut forgets to say Happy Easter!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Carrie Who?
    Carrie, my Easter basket, please, it’s too heavy.
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    Soul who?
    Alma’s Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
  • Who is there?
    Sherwood who?
    Sherwood likes to have an Easter basket
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    An egg
    An egg what?
    An egg summoned to see me
  • Hitting, hitting!
    Who’s there?
    Howard who?
    Howard, do you like finding an Easter egg?
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    Justin who?
    It’s time for Justin to do the Bunny Hop.
  • Hitting, hitting!
    Who’s there?
    a rabbit
    A rabbit what?
    A rabbit eats my carrots
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?

More Easter Jokes for Adult

Easter Jokes for Adult

  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur, who?
    Arthur has no more eggs to decorate?
  • Hitting, hitting!
    Who’s there?
    Boo, who?
    Don’t cry, the Easter bunnies will be back next year
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    Dewey who?
    Dewey must listen to other jokes about the rabbit with ether?
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    Donna who?
    Donna wants to decorate eggs?
  • Esther who?
    Esther The next Easter bunny?
  • Blow, blow!
    Who’s there?
    Heidi who?
    Heidi the eggs around the house.
  • How do rabbits keep fit?
  • Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot
  • Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
    To show that it was not a chicken
  • What does one egg say to the other?
    Did you hear good yellow recently?

The Best Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter Jokes for Kids

  • What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion?
    An onion
  • Why couldn’t the rabbit go home for Easter?
    I didn’t have the hare fare
  • Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
    Because the chicken had her Easter eggs
  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    it was nice eating you
  • Why is the Easter egg hidden?
    it was a chick
  • How does an Easter chicken make a cake?
    Right from the start
  • Why are people still tired in April?
    Because they just finished a month of March
  • What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?
    Bunny Tales
  • What do you get when you cross a drone with the Easter Bunny?
    a honey bunny
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Easter it
    The Easter Bunny
  • Hit, hit
    Who’s there?
    than Chocolate rabbits Blackberry
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Howie who?
    How are all the Easter eggs going?
  • What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
    The little rabbit
  • How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
    Hire Santa’s elves during the off-season.
  • What did the Easter bunny do after his wedding?
    Made a beautiful moon moon
  • Where did the Easter Bunny learn to ski?
    rabbit hill
  • How does the Easter bunny travel on vacation?
    in hares
  • What do you call a bunny comedian?
    a funny rabbit

Easter Bunny Jokes

Easter Bunny Jokes

  • How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
    With the conditioning of the hare
  • What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
    a hare brain
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  • Which side of the Easter bunny has more fur?
    The outside
  • What do you say to the Easter bunny on his birthday?
    hoppy birthday
  • Where did the Easter bunny get a new tail?
    in a retail store
  • What game does the Easter bunny like to play in the park?
  • Which Easter bunny put a dictionary in his pants?
    I wanted to be smart pants
  • What do you get when you cross a Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
    An elephant who always remembers eating all his carrots
  • How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting matted?
    He uses a lot of hare spray
  • What does the easter bunny do when he gets out of the shower?
    Use a hair dryer
  • What do you call the Easter bunny when he has fleas?
    bugs bunny
  • What did one Easter egg say to the other?
    Do you want to hear a funny yellow
  • How does the day of the Easter bunny always end?
    with a Y
  • Why make the Easter bunny so lucky?
    He still has four rabbits feet on him
  • Why was the Easter Bunny so angry when he looked in the mirror?
    had a bad hare day
  • How to know which are the oldest rabbits in a group?
    Just look for gray hares
  • What is the name of a line of rabbits walking backwards?
    A line of hare in decline

More Jokes About Easter

Jokes About Easter

  • Why did the rabbit cross the street?
    Because the chicken had her Easter eggs
  • Where do the Easter bunnies dance?
    in basketball
  • Where does the Easter bunny have breakfast?
  • What kind of stories do rabbits prefer?
    Characters with skipped endings
  • What kind of music do rabbits like?
    Hip hop
  • What does a rabbit do in the rain?
    Get wet
  • Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
    Because they are egg dyed
  • Why did the easter bunny join the gym?
    Have many exquisite eggs
  • How does Easter end?
    with an R
  • How can you tell where the Easter bunny was?
    Eggs mark the spot
  • What is an Easter egg called from outer space?
    An egg-egg-terrestrial
  • What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
  • Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
    In his Easter coffin
  • What is the name of the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
  • Why is the Easter bunny so smart?
    he is a great leader
  • What happened to the Easter bunny when he was naughty at school?
    It was stung with eggs
  • Why was the Easter bunny forced to pull the duck?
    continued to charm eggs
  • What is the name of the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
    depleted eggs
  • What does the Easter bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?
  • What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
    a honey bunny
  • What evidence is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
    You don’t see rabbits with glasses
  • Where does the Easter bunny get all the eggs he hides?
    He gets them from an eggplant
  • What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
    14 golden carrots
  • What happened when the Easter Bunny met the bunny of his dreams?
    They lived long after
  • How does the Easter Bunny keep fit?
    egg exercise
  • What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
    a funny rabbit
  • Why shouldn’t you tell a joke about an Easter egg?
    Cause it might break
  • How can you tell where the Easter bunny was?
    Eggs mark the spot
  • What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
    hare mail
  • What do you call a rabbit that smells?
    A flowing rabbit
  • Why does Peter Cottontail jump in the path of the rabbit?
    ‘Cause he’s too young to drive
  • How do you know the Easter Bunny loved his ride?
    because he said it was a yellow egg
  • How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
    Put Enger
  • How does the Easter bunny paint all those Easter eggs?
    Hire Santa’s elves to help them during the off-season

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Easter is a very important holiday for the Christian community. This day Jesus rose from the dead. According to the New Testament, this happened on the third day after he was crucified and entombed, and the Bible says that Jesus Christ died on Good Friday and rose again on Easter Sunday.

An important part of the festival is the Easter egg. Along with that is the Easter Bunny and lots of chocolates. This is a tradition enjoyed by people, especially children. They go looking for Easter eggs every year. Chocolates are eaten in large quantities on this day.

While these traditions are admirable, jokes also play an important role. Various pranks and bits are done at the festival, Easter Egg and Bunny. They are shared with loved ones and everyone laughs a lot after reading them.

So, without further ado, here are some Easter jokes to make your ‘egg drawing’ day special.

11 Most Interesting Easter Jokes

11 Most Interesting Easter Jokes

01. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 karat gold

02. What is your favorite music for Easter Bunny? Hip hop of course!

03. One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when a rabbit jumped out of nowhere onto the road. Hitting the break, the son said, “I almost ruined Easter! I ran over the Easter bunny.” His father replied, “Okay son, you missed it a rabbit.”

04. What day is the most hated Easter egg? A: frying day

05. What happened when the Easter bunny misbehaved at school? I was laying eggs!

06. Where does the Easter bunny like breakfast? Together

07 What happened when the Easter Bunny met the bunny of his dreams? A: They have always lived happily

08. What is a naughty Easter egg called? A handy yolk

09. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? look for gray rabbits

10. Why is it illegal to joke about your Easter eggs? A: You don’t want to distort them.

11. What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? Both are famous for stuffing baskets.